Kev ua lag luam nyob rau hauv ib cheeb tsam suburban

2024 Tus sau: Seth Attwood | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-12-16 16:06

Ua kom ncaj ncees, Kuv twb nkees hnov cov lus hais txog kev khwv nyiaj hauv lub tebchaws. Tib neeg sib tham sib tham txog qhov tseem ceeb ntawm kev ua liaj ua teb tsis muaj txiaj ntsig, suav cov teb chaws Western ua piv txwv (qhov uas lawv tsis tau ua, thiab ntau dua li, lawv tsis tau ua liaj ua teb). Thaum kuv ua npau suav txog kev tsiv mus rau lub zos, lawv sim cem kuv hauv ib puas lub qhov ncauj, vim tsis muaj dab tsi tab sis qaug cawv thiab tub sab …

Hmoov tsis zoo los yog hmoov zoo, kuv lub neej txhim kho nyob rau hauv xws li ib txoj kev uas es tsis txhob tsiv mus rau lub zos, kuv yuav tsum tau muab paus nyob rau hauv lub nroog txawm ntau, kuv yuav tsis delve rau hauv lub laj thawj, tab sis kuv yuav hais tias kuv tseem cherish lub xav ntawm lub hinterland, thiab kuv tseem tab tom mus los ntawm cov kauj ruam me me ntawm koj lub hom phiaj.

Txhawm rau kom tsis txhob muaj qhov tsis muaj tseeb, thiab ntshai kom zoo li lwm tus neeg poob siab uas qhia txhua tus kom ua neej nyob, kuv yuav qhia koj me ntsis txog kuv tus kheej (txawm li cas los xij, tsis muaj qhov tshwj xeeb thiab cov ntsiab lus, zam txim rau kuv, Kuv muaj laj thawj zoo). Tam sim no, kuv nquag ua haujlwm los txhawb kuv lub lag luam rau kev tsim cov qauv hlau hauv lub nroog loj. Kuv muaj cov niam txiv nplua nuj, cov phooj ywg txias thiab "daddies" (hauv kuv rooj plaub, "niam"), luv luv - patrons. Kuv tsis tau nyiag (Kuv qhia qhov tseeb), kuv tsis tau dag lossis sim kom tau nyiaj hauv lwm txoj kev txhaum cai, phem. Thiab qhov tseeb, kom ua ncaj ncees, thaum kuv pib ua lag luam no kuv tsis tuaj yeem pom zoo li lub nroog Yeiuxalees. Thiab yog tias kuv tau pom yav tom ntej, kuv yuav tsis nyuaj, tab sis hnub no kuv tau nqis peev tag nrho cov nyiaj me me uas kuv tau khwv tau ncaj ncees, thiab kuv tsis muaj txoj hauv kev rov qab - Kuv tsuas yog poob "txhua yam uas kuv tau txais los ntawm kev ua haujlwm dhau los."

Kuv qhov kev ua si yog kev sib tw, kev ua lag luam yog saturated nrog cov khoom zoo sib xws (76 lub koom haum nrog cov haujlwm zoo sib xws hauv ib lub nroog ntawm 2 lab tus neeg nyob). Ntxiv mus, peb lub hom phiaj cov neeg tuaj saib yog nqaim heev - ntau txhiab tus neeg siv khoom muaj peev xwm hauv tag nrho cheeb tsam. Qhov xwm txheej yog qhov hnyav dua los ntawm qhov tseeb tias, nrog rau tag nrho peb cov khoom zoo thiab tus nqi qis, muaj cov koom haum ntawm kev ua lag luam uas tau ua haujlwm rau ntau xyoo, uas, ib txwm muaj, cov ntses fattest mus.

Kuv yuav tsis dhuav koj nrog cov lus piav qhia ntawm kev lag luam quirks, tab sis kuv yuav rov qab, qhov tseeb, rau lub ncauj lus. Thiab kuv xav ua nws nyob rau hauv cov style ntawm kev sib piv hauv nroog thiab nyob deb nroog, cov kev xav tau ntawm cov khoom, thiab lwm yam.

Ua ntej ntawm tag nrho cov, nws yog tsim nyog ua ib tug reservation tias qhov kev sib piv yog conditional, vim hais tias, piv txwv li, peb cov khoom yuav yeej tsis (yeej tsis) nyob rau hauv kev thov nyob rau hauv cov cheeb tsam nyob deb nroog, vim hais tias peb tsim cov khoom, txawm tias utilitarian, tab sis hais txog khoom kim heev. Thiab cov khoom uas xav tau nyob rau hauv lub zos yuav tsis muaj nyob rau hauv lub nroog, piv txwv li, kev tsim kho ntawm cav cabins rau lub tsev yog tsis muaj txoj kev piv rau cav cabins rau da dej, thiab cov craftsmen nyob rau hauv ib tug tej zaum yuav hais tias, muaj ib tug zoo nkauj khoom. txawv profile.

Qhov kev tsim khoom zoo tshaj plaws rau lub tebchaws yog zaub mov. Kuv tsis xav tias leej twg yuav sib cav nrog kuv ntawm no. Ntxiv mus, kev tsim khoom ntawm lub voj voog tag nrho, thaum nyob hauv nroog tsuas tuaj yeem ua cov khoom siv raw, lossis feem ntau tsuas yog ntim thiab ntim. Yog li cia peb txheeb xyuas tag nrho cov lus nug uas siv zaub mov ua piv txwv.

Nyob rau hauv lub nroog (txawm hais tias koj khiav ib tug cannery, ntim cereals los yog muaj ib tug catering chaw tsim tshuaj paus) koj tag nrho cov yuav muaj kev tsis txaus siab: hluav taws kub, fais fab nroj tsuag, kev tiv thaiv kev ua hauj lwm, kws kho tsiaj thiab lwm yam kev pab cuam uas tsis muaj kawg uas yuav tig txhua yam sab hauv tawm thiab tsis muaj acquaintance loj qhov teeb meem no ua tsis tau. txawm yuav daws tau nyiaj xiab yuav. Nyob rau hauv lub countryside, tshwj tsis yog nyob rau hauv cov ntaub ntawv ntawm semi-industrial thiab industrial ntau lawm, i.e. ua liaj ua teb, thaum ua lag luam tiag tiag thiab tau nyiaj loj, thiab tsis yog tsev neeg ua lag luam, tsis muaj leej twg yuav tuaj xyuas koj nrog daim tshev. Koj muag 3 lub qe ib lub lis piam, 10 liv mis nyuj ib hnub twg, 3 hnab qos yaj ywm…. tsis muaj leej twg yuav nug koj kom tshaj tawm cov nyiaj tau los, tsis muaj leej twg yuav thov se los ntawm koj. Ntev npaum li qhov kev hloov pauv txhua hli tsawg dua 100 txhiab rubles (tsis yog cov txiaj ntsig, xws li cov cuab yeej cuab tam), txhua yam teeb meem yuav tshwm sim los ntawm cov neeg hauv zos o, thiab tsis yog los ntawm cov tub ceev xwm. Zoo, ntawm chav kawm, yog tias koj tsis yog ib tug neeg ruam thiab tsis poach ib tug ntses los yog ib tug tsiaj, ces lawv yuav tsum tau nthuav tawm nrog heev tsim nyog sawv daws yuav. Qhov no yog thawj qhov zoo. Tsis tas li ntawd, nws tsim nyog sau cia tias peb cov tub ceev xwm saib xyuas lub teb chaws ua ib qho appendage, lawv tsis xav tau dab tsi los ntawm nws, lawv tsis xav nqis peev dab tsi rau ntawd, thiab lawv nyiam tsis nco qab nws dua. Qhov no yog ib qho ntxiv loj heev hauv qhov no.

Tom ntej no yog kev sib tw. Hauv ib lub nroog loj dua lossis tsawg dua, cov lus nug no tsuas yog ib qho abscess uas oozes teeb meem txhua hnub. Noj txhua qhov kev ua si, txhua yam khoom thiab koj yuav muaj ntau tus neeg sib tw ntawm txhua kab txaij. Koj puas xav ua rooj tog? Muaj 3 lub khw muag khoom rooj tog rau oligarchs, 10 lub khw muag khoom rau cov neeg muaj nyiaj, 150 lub khw rau cov neeg nyob nruab nrab thiab cov neeg tau nyiaj tsawg (zoo, ib nrab ntawm cov nuj nqis no yog kev tsim khoom). Kev ua lag luam ruaj khov, txo tus nqi tsuas yog muab pov tseg, ua haujlwm ntawm qhov poob kom tau txais cov neeg siv khoom lag luam, lwm qhov kev xaiv los sawv tawm yog qhov txuj ci tseem ceeb ntawm kev lag luam, raug nqi ntuj txiag teb tsaus, leej twg xav tias kev lag luam - xa tawm rau 3 cov ntawv xov xwm - yog grossly. yuam kev. kho tsheb? Kev lag luam super-saturated, tsis muaj dab tsi los ntxias cov neeg siv khoom, tsuas yog hmoov zoo. Lub tsev thiab cov khoom tiav? Super saturated lag luam. Kev pabcuam yuav luag txhua yam los ntawm kev sib deev mus rau kev thauj mus los - kev ua lag luam yog oversaturated. Leej twg nyob hauv zos? Puas muaj kev sib tw hauv ib yam dab tsi? Tsis tshua muaj qhov twg, feem ntau txhua yam ploj lawm.

Pib-up peev yog ib qho ntawm cov laj thawj feem ntau liam tias sawv hauv txoj kev zoo siab. Cov kwv tij, kuv tsis xav tham txog qhov no. Kuv muaj kev lag luam khoom siv tes ua, qhov twg kuv thiab lwm tus neeg ua haujlwm: pib peev ntawm yuav luag 400 txhiab (cov cuab yeej, kev xauj ntawm thawj lub hlis ntawm qhov chaw, cov khoom tsim nyog). Thiab peb muaj ib lub lag luam me heev ntawm qhov ntsuas ntawm lub nroog. Ntawm no, rau 100 txhiab, lub tsev tso quav them nyiaj nrog tus pog tsuas tuaj yeem ntsia tau. Hauv lub zos, txhua yam koj xav tau yog ib lub nyiaj npib.

Kev muag khoom. Lwm lo lus nug funny. Tau kawg, cov neeg uas ib zaug sim muag zaub lossis ib yam dab tsi zoo li ntawd, qhia kuv tias lawv "phi". Kuv tsis xav ua phem rau leej twg, zam txim rau kuv yog tias nws ua haujlwm, tab sis cov neeg no yog neeg ruam xwb. Qhov no yog tib yam li manually chopping ib tsob ntoo, txiav rau hauv blocks, stripping nws nrog ib tug txhais tes dav hlau thiab tos rau ib tug neeg mus yuav nws thaum muaj ib tug sawmill nyob ze nrog ib tug muaj peev xwm ntawm 1000 npaug ntau dua, feem, nrog tus nqi qis dua.. Tag nrho cov qos yaj ywm, cabbage, thiab lwm yam. tib neeg tuaj yeem yuav ib lub ruble ntawm lub tsheb ze ntawm lawv qhov nkag, cov tsev neeg ntiag tug tsis tuaj yeem sib tw hauv qhov no. Koj yuav tsis yaum cov neeg nyob hauv lub caij ntuj sov mus yuav zaub, tsuas yog vim lawv yuav tsum tau thauj mus deb, tab sis muaj cov tib yam nkaus, tab sis ze dua, thiab txawm tias tsis muaj caij nyoog. Thiab koj muaj peev xwm grovel, piav qhia tias no dib yog zus nrog kev hlub, thiab lub khw yog ib tug tasteless hydroponic disgrace.. yuav luag txhua leej txhua tus tsis muab ib tug shit. Kuv tuaj yeem qhia rau koj paub tsis pub leej twg paub, tab sis tam sim no cov neeg feem coob haus luam yeeb, thiab nws nyuaj rau lawv kom paub qhov txawv ntawm cov ntawv saj. Kuv tsis haus luam yeeb, tsis haus, thiab lwm yam. thiab kuv yeej nyiam cov zaub mov ntawm cov neeg yav qab teb, vim hais tias muaj cov txuj lom, nws yog tsw qab, thaum tag nrho cov Lavxias teb sab cuisine tsuas yog divine, tab sis tsuas yog los ntawm Lavxias teb sab cub thiab los ntawm cov khoom tiag tiag.

Piv txwv li, mis nyuj: txhua leej txhua tus paub zoo tias nws yog bred, nws yuav tsis rog, tsawg cua, thiab lwm yam. Tab sis ntau tus neeg ua rau lawv lub plab thiab cov hnyuv puas tsuaj nrog lawv txoj kev ua neej, nws nyuaj rau lawv noj cov zaub mov rog. Kuv nyiam cov mis nyuj tiag tiag, uas koj tsis haus, tab sis noj, tab sis kuv tsis tshua muaj lub siab xav saj nws, thiab nws nyuaj rau ntiav, thiab dua, yog tias koj noj ntau, nws yuav phem rau tag nrho lub lim tiam..

Koj tsuas yog yuav tsum xav nrog koj lub taub hau thaum koj ua ib yam dab tsi. Ua ntej tshaj plaws, los ntawm qhov pom ntawm tus neeg siv khoom.

Cov me nyuam. Qhov no yog ib qho teeb meem cais. Nws tsuas yog hais tias qhov no yog ib lub ncauj lus cais, kuv xav kov rau nws rau kev piav qhia. Koj puas xav txhawb cov menyuam yaus ua haujlwm hnyav thiab lub luag haujlwm? Yuav ua li cas hauv nroog? Piav rau ntawm ntug uas txiv ua haujlwm txhua hnub rau nws tsev neeg, thiab lub iPhone tshiab yog khoom kim heev rau peb? Yog, damn koj tias thaum koj piav qhia rau menyuam yaus, nws nyuaj heev, tsis yog txhua tus tuaj yeem nkag siab. Ib qhov twg los txuas nws mus ua haujlwm? Qhov twg? Kuv puas yuav tsum rub tus me nyuam tub mus rau lub rooj cob qhia nrog hlau, qhov twg yog qhov hluav taws xob los ntawm vuam, suab nrov, cov kaum ntse ntse thiab cov hlau hnyav? Tsis muaj kev pab, kev puas tsuaj loj heev. Tau ua haujlwm? Tab sis yuav ua li cas txog kev kawm, thiab leej twg yuav coj tus me nyuam txawm tias yog tus loader. Thiab kev ua haujlwm hauv tsev tuaj yeem yooj yim, siv tau rau menyuam yaus, thiab nws yog qhov tsim nyog heev, thiab qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws, nws tuaj yeem pom zoo dua hauv chav tsev.

Raws li ib txwm muaj: ib txoj kab me me ntawm kuv txoj kev xav tau tsis meej pem hauv qhov kev nthuav qhia, thiab nws tig tawm vermicelli nrog qwj. Tab sis qhov no yog txhua txoj kev xav. Kuv xav qhia me ntsis kev xyaum nrog koj.

Ua ntej, ob peb lub tswv yim uas yuav zoo li pom tseeb, tab sis tsis txhob npau taws, rau lwm tus qhov no yuav yog kev tshwm sim. Nws tsim nyog hais tias cov kev cai no tau muab los ntawm peb tus kheej kev paub dhau los thiab kev tshawb fawb me me ntawm cov neeg paub nrog kev kawm sib txawv, kev nplua nuj, kev sib raug zoo, thiab lwm yam. Thiab nws yuav nthuav tsuas yog rau cov uas yuav ua tiag tiag hauv lub neej.

1. Tsis txhob, TSIS TXHOB muag cov khoom tsis zoo. Txawm hais tias koj twb tau cog lus rau ib tug neeg, piv txwv li, 40 tshiab cucumbers los ntawm lub lim tiam tom ntej tuaj txog, tab sis koj tuaj yeem loj hlob tsis tau, txawm li cas los xij, muaj ntau yam tsis zoo lossis lwm yam khoom tsis zoo hauv Tshuag, uas thaum xub thawj siab ib muag yuav tsis paub meej. TSIS MUAJ. Nws yog qhov zoo dua los piav rau tus neeg ntawd, lawv hais, nws tsis ua haujlwm, cia nws poob, thov txim. Koj yuav muaj lub voj voog nqaim heev ntawm cov neeg yuav khoom, ua rau muaj kev ntseeg siab ib zaug thiab nws feem ntau yuav tsis rov qab los, thiab tuaj yeem cuam tshuam cov neeg paub. Txawm tias nyob rau hauv cov khoom ntawm cov khoom muaj nqis lab, muaj kev ua tsis tiav thiab qhov no yog txhua yam daws tau zoo, kho yav tom ntej. Tab sis yog tias ib tug neeg muab nws cov nyiaj khwv tau los nyuaj, thiab tau txais kev sib yuav, yuav tsis muaj txoj hauv kev txhim kho.

2. Tsis txhob kim heev, thov. Qhov teeb meem loj tshaj yog overpriced. Thaum tus neeg tsim khoom saib ntawm lub khw thiab xav tias nws yuav tsum khaws tus nqi zoo sib xws. Lub khw muaj kaum ob tus neeg nruab nrab ntawm cov chaw tsim khoom thiab tus neeg yuav khoom. Xam cov nqi, txhua qhov no feem ntau yuav tsum tau suav nrog kev sim, ntawm koj tus kheej qhov kev sim siab thiab ua yuam kev. Xav txog tag nrho cov nqi, ncaj qha lossis tsis ncaj, cuam tshuam rau cov khoom, ua 10-20% kos-up (profit), thiab ua 10% kos-up rau qhov yuam kev hauv kev suav. Kuv paub tseeb tias tus nqi no yuav yog 20-30% qis dua tus nqi khw muag khoom, thiab tej zaum ntau dua. Koj tsis xav tau yacht thiab pab pawg Chelsea, koj puas yog? Ib qho txiaj ntsig me me yog txaus kom muaj sia nyob, tab sis kev muag khoom yuav tau lav. Yog tias tus nqi hloov pauv ntau dua, ces muaj lub caij nyoog kom ntshai tus neeg siv khoom, tab sis muaj txoj hauv kev tawm, piv txwv li, muab cov khoom sim, ntsuas nws, dawb, thiab piav qhia ncaj ncees tias tus nqi. yog li ntawd, vim kuv tsis ntshaw ntshaw thiab ntshaw ntshaw tib neeg.

3. Kev teem sijhawm ntau lawm yog txhua yam. Tsis muaj leej twg qhia tau li no. Yog tias koj tus kheej tsis tuaj yeem hu koj tus poj niam, menyuam yaus, tej zaum ib tus neeg muaj peev xwm, tsis txhob saib tsis taus koj tsev neeg.

Thiab tam sim no, raws li kuv tau cog lus tseg, ob peb txoj haujlwm yuav luag tiav, coj nws thiab siv nws

Kuv tsuas thov ib yam xwb. Yog dheev ib tug neeg yuav luam tawm thiab muab tso rau hauv qhov chaw, Kuv tsis quav ntsej txog kev cai lij choj, tsis tas yuav txuas rau cov ntawv qub thiab tag nrho cov ntawd, tab sis thov txiav tawm qhov no. Kuv yeej tsis xav kom cov neeg dubious los ntawm roob roob, uas twb tau nkag mus rau peb lub nroog thiab cheeb tsam, siv kuv lub tswv yim rau kev txhawb nqa tus kheej. Nrog rau txhua tus neeg Lavxias, feem ntau nrog cov neeg tsim nyog, uas ua haujlwm ntawm lawv tus kheej thaj av, hauv lawv lub tebchaws, rau lawv tus kheej zoo, thiab tsis yog rau kev nplua nuj, kuv yuav nrog kev txaus siab, Kuv yuav zoo siab heev yog tias koj pab.

Thawj txoj kev npaj. Tsev ci ci

Kuv tsis tuaj yeem xav txog lub tsev hauv zos uas tsis muaj qhov cub Lavxias. Txawm hais tias nws siv qhov chaw ntau npaum li cas, txawm tias nws xav tau kev saib xyuas ntau npaum li cas, nws tau txais vim li cas, nws tsim nyog rau txhua yam teeb meem. Yog tias koj tsis muaj nws, tsis txhob cia nyiaj, tsis muaj chaw seem, ua haujlwm, nrhiav lub qhov cub zoo, pab nws tus kheej, tab sis tsim lub qhov cub. Txhua yam zaub mov hauv qhov cub yog 10 npaug yooj yim ua noj, thiab ntau tastier. Tsis muaj chav tsev roj yuav hloov lub qhov cub. Yog tias koj txhob txwm ua txhaum lub qhov cub - tawm mus, koj thiab kuv yuav tsis muaj dab tsi los tham txog, zoo li ntxeev siab rau peb cov poj koob yawm txwv.

Yog li ntawd mus rau lub ntsiab lus.

Yog tias koj teeb tsa ntau lawm yam tsis muaj poov xab khob cij, thiab txawm tias poov xab khob cij raws li daim ntawv qhia ib txwm muaj, xws li rau koj tus kheej, koj yuav muaj ib lub sijhawm thiab koj yuav tsis muaj peev xwm ua rau lub cev ntau npaum li koj yuav tau thov. Lub nroog mov yog ib daim ntawm shitty roj hmab. Noj cov khoom zoo, muab ntau lub khob noom cookie, ci ncuav sib txawv, uas koj cov neeg siv khoom lawv tus kheej yuav nug: rye, dawb, wholemeal, nrog bran, yob, pies…. tsuas yog qab tiag tiag, noj dab tsi koj ua koj tus kheej, kom nkag siab tias nws tseem ceeb npaum li cas.

Kuv mam li qhia rau koj ntawm kuv tus kheej: yog tias kuv muaj sijhawm los yuav cov khob cij tiag tiag, tshem tawm ntawm qhov cub nrog kuv, thaum tseem kub, kuv yuav muab 500 thiab 1000 rubles. Kuv yuav tsis muaj peev xwm yuav nws txhua lub lim tiam rau cov nyiaj ntawd, tab sis kuv yuav yuav nws ib hlis ib zaug. Nyob rau hauv lub ntiaj teb no ntawm refined khoom, ib nrab-ci ci ci, ib yam ntawm soulless TU, tab sis kuv yuav luag quaj nrog kev zoo siab, xav txog tam sim no yuav ua li cas kuv tawg tawm sov tiag tiag mov ci, yuav ua li cas kuv noj nrog mis nyuj. Nyob rau hauv peb lub teb chaws, khob cij nyiam, nws tau poob nws qhov chaw pe hawm, tab sis tsis tau poob nws lub ntsiab lus dawb ceev.

Cov qhob cij tiag tiag tuaj yeem kav ntev li ib lub lim tiam thiab yuav zoo li cua (tab sis koj tuaj yeem muag tau tshiab). Mastering thev naus laus zis los ua 20 lub ncuav ib hnub yuav siv sijhawm tsis pub dhau ib hlis. Lawm, koj yuav tsum ua hauj lwm, muab cov leaven txhua hnub, knead lub mov paj txhua txhua hnub, sov lub qhov cub. Los yog tsawg kawg 2 zaug hauv ib lub lis piam yog tias ib lub zos me me. Tab sis ntawm no tag nrho tsev neeg tuaj yeem koom nrog: me me sow hmoov, cov laus nqa dej, ib tug neeg knead lub khob noom cookie, ib tug txiav thiab molded.

Nqi rau ib lub hnab ntawm hmoov? Ib lub hnab hmoov nplej 50 kg, raws li kuv nco qab, 400-500 rubles, qib siab tshaj plaws (los ntawm tag nrho cov nplej thiab txawm tias pheej yig dua), hauv lub zos nws tuaj yeem pheej yig dua. Dej tsis pub dawb (zoo, tsis txhob muab lub khob noom cookie rau hauv lub raj mis, txawm li cas los xij muaj dej haus los ntawm lub qhov dej lossis qhov dej uas phem tshaj). Qe 3 lub kaum os? RUB 150 Tam sim no zam txim rau kuv, Kuv xav tias kwv yees, Kuv tsis txheeb xyuas daim ntawv qhia, Kuv tsis nrhiav tus nqi, tsuas yog kwv yees kwv yees, koj tus kheej tuaj yeem qhia meej. ntsev - 10 rubles Yuav muaj dabtsi ntxiv? Yog 'yog'i? zoo li OK. Cov txiaj ntsig: 700 rubles nrog cov paj. Qhov zoo tshaj plaws loaf hnyav yog 1-1.5 kg. Cov. los ntawm kev kwv yees tshaj plaws - 40-50 lub khob cij tawm ntawm lub hnab hmoov, yog li ntawd, tus nqi ntawm cov ntaub ntawv ib lub ncuav yog 15-20 rubles. + Hluav taws kub rau lub cub tawg + hluav taws xob teeb pom kev zoo, xa ib lub hnab ntim cov hmoov nplej ib zaug, thiab lwm yam. ib chav tsev yuav yog rubles 5. Muaj pes tsawg tus neeg tuaj yeem ci hauv ib hnub? 20 rolls tej zaum yuav ua tau. Cia peb muab 20 rubles rau ib lub ncuav, peb tau txais tus nqi kawg ntawm 40-45 rubles rau ib lub ncuav ntawm lub khob cij. Kuv yuav yuav, nug koj cov phooj ywg, kuv xav tias lawv kuj yuav pom zoo. Tag nrho rau ib hnub - cov txiaj ntsig ntawm 400 rubles. Rau lub nroog me ntsis, rau lub zos … txiav txim rau koj tus kheej. Ib zaug ntxiv, kuv yuav ua ib qho kev tshwj tseg uas kuv xav tias ntawm random, tej zaum koj tuaj yeem nqa 20 lub hnab ntawm cov hmoov nplej ib zaug, koj tuaj yeem yuav ntawm lub tuam txhab hauv zos ntawm tus nqi pheej yig dua, tej zaum tsis muaj qe hauv daim ntawv qhia … suav koj tus kheej - nws yuav siv sij hawm 2 teev los xam txhua yam kom paub meej me me.

Kev tshaj tawm hauv lub zos yog qhov tsis siv neeg, kho ib tus neeg, tab sis tsawg kawg yog muab rau txhua tus 1 loaf, yog tias nws tau ci kom raug, ib tus neeg yuav tuaj rau koj nyob rau tib hnub, feem ntau cov neeg nyob hauv lub caij ntuj sov yuav tsis suav 50 rubles txhua. Tsis txhob qhib lub khw tam sim ntawd, saib seb lawv puas yuav, tsuas yog hnub Friday, lossis lawv yuav tuaj txhua 2 hnub, thiab lwm yam. Puas yog lub zog siv tau tsim nyog rau cov nyiaj tau txais, nug tib neeg seb lawv xav tau dab tsi, lawv txaus siab them npaum li cas.

Xav txog cov kev xaiv zoo sib xws, muaj ntau ntawm lawv: pies, gingerbread, pretzels, yob thiab lwm yam ncuav qab zib. Kho tib neeg tsis muaj dab tsi, tsawg tus neeg paub lawv xav tau dab tsi, tab sis tom qab ntawd lawv noj ib lub ncuav qab zib uas koj ci rau koj tus kheej, thiab ntes tau hluav taws. Thiab nws tsuas yog qhov zoo rau kev sib tham nrog cov neeg tos txais qhua.

Nov yog qhov kev xaiv yooj yim tshaj plaws rau koj, rau cov neeg tsis tuaj yeem khaws cov tsiaj txhu / tsis xav tau / tsis paub yuav ua li cas / tsis ua haujlwm.

Ob txoj kev npaj. Me ntsis nyuab dua. Cov mis nyuj

Tsuas yog tsis txhob lom rau leej twg, mis nyuj yog qhov zoo li no, tab sis txog tam sim no muaj ob peb tus neeg squeamish uas xav tau pasteurized txhua yam, thiab kev ntseeg siab rau cov neeg uas lawv paub yeej ib txwm muaj qhov kev txiav txim siab ntau dua li cov nroj tsuag tsis paub. Ntawm no dua qhov teeb meem qub. Yog tias koj muag mis nyuj, tsev cheese, qaub cream, koj yuav ua kua nplaum nplaum. Zoo, tshwj tsis yog tias cov kua qaub zoo tsis tuaj yeem pom hauv nroog, thiab txawm tias muaj nyob hauv khw. Ua cheese. Tshis cheese yog yuav luag dhau ntawm kev sib tw, muaj ntau qhov fuss nrog ntau hom tawv, tab sis koj tuaj yeem paub nws. Ib kauj ruam tom ntej - Puas muaj leej twg pom cov cheese hauv lub ntiaj teb no? Sab nraum Adygea. Kuv tsis tau tham txog qhov plasticine daim ntawm scooped shit nyob rau hauv polyethylene, tab sis tiag tiag smoked curd cheese. Kuv tsuas noj raws li ib tug me nyuam nyob rau hauv Adygea, kuv yuav tsis hnov qab. Kawm ua cheese tsis tu ncua, nrog tib lub saj txhua lub sijhawm, tsis txhob ncu nws, ntsev nws ib txwm - lawv yuav coj nws ntawm lub khw muag khoom. Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog tias koj ua yam peb tsis muag lossis dab tsi yuav tastier.

Puas muaj leej twg sim butter tiag tiag rau lub sijhawm ntev? Me ntsis ntsev, yellowish, tsis muaj xibtes roj thiab fragrances … Nrhiav kev kos duab ntawm churns hauv Internet tsis yog ib qho teeb meem: kab rov tav, ntsug, rau txhua tus saj. Nws tsis yog tsim nyog los ua kom lawv tawm ntawm stainless hlau nrog 300 liter tank. Muaj ib txwm muaj cov ntoo churns classic, tsuas yog cov tsiaj yuav tsum tau xaiv yam tsis muaj tannins thiab resins.

Tsawg? Ci mis nyuj thiab butter. Kuv sawv tsis tau, kuv lees txim. Kuv tsev neeg txawm pisses tawm ntawm lub Hoobkas ci mis nyuj.

Kev nqis peev pib, zoo, tshwj tsis yog rau nyuj lossis tshis, lossis yog tias koj tsuas yog yuav mis nyuj, ob peb lub phiab, lauj kaub, ua ib qho churn - hauv ob peb txhiab rubles. Zoo, lub tub yees tej zaum twb muaj lawm, tab sis ib nrab xyoo thiab nws tsis xav tau tiag tiag.

Koj yuav muaj peev xwm tawm mus rau hauv lub nroog mus rau kev lag luam - feem ntau, tag nrho cov lus nug ploj, vim nws yuav ntau dua li npog txhua yam.

Npaj peb

Qhov nyuaj tshaj plaws. Rau cov neeg uas muaj peev xwm thiab paub yuav ua li cas khaws tsiaj txhu. Tsuas yog thesis, xav txog koj tus kheej. Nws tsis nyuaj, txwv tsis pub kuv tsaug zog ntawm sly.

Cov kev xaiv yog tsis tseem ceeb: piglets - nqaij (lard tsis nyob rau hauv vogue, nws tsuas yog hais tias koj yuav tsis surprise leej twg nrog nqaij npuas - 200 rubles ntawm lub khw). Cov nqaij haus luam yeeb - thiab nws yuav khaws cia ntev dua, thiab cov khoom tau npaj txhij, piv rau ntuav khw muag khoom carbonate - qhov txuj ci tseem ceeb. Ua dumplings. Kav li cas? Ib daim tawv nqaij, dos, khob noom cookie 1: 1: 1. Ua rau koj tus kheej - lawv yuav coj nws, tsuas yog muab nws sim thiab tsis txhob hack. Qhuav cov nqaij - koj yuav yog tus tsim khoom nkaus xwb. Tsuas yog kuv tsis paub yuav ua li cas nqaij npuas qhuav, nqaij nyuj yog qhuav. Cov khoom no tsis tshua muaj, yuav tsum tau saj, tab sis tsis tam sim ntawd. Khaws yuav luag tas mus li. Master lub sausage - zoo heev. Koj tuaj yeem ua cov stew sensibly - dov rau hauv iav hub, noj koj tus kheej yog tias koj tsis tsuj nws.

Ib qho kev xaiv nyuaj dua: ducks-geese. Hauv khw os 260 rubles / kg, goose 400 rubles / kg, tab sis broilers, tau kawg. Nyob rau hauv lub caij, koj muaj peev xwm fatten yuav luag ntawm cov nyom kom txog rau thaum marketable maturity. Tsuas yog txiav thiab pluck koj tus kheej, tam sim no tsis muaj leej twg tuaj yeem tsim nws. Kawm ua noj, qhia cov zaub mov pov thawj. Thiab ces ib tug txiv neej yuav ib tug goose rau 1000, pom ib daim ntawv qhia nyob rau hauv Internet - nws muab tawm shit, tsis muaj leej twg yuav liam, tab sis koj profit - 1 goose nyob rau hauv lub neej, tsis tiag. Koj yuav ib tug horseradish luav, yog tias koj pom nws ntawm lub khw, koj tuaj yeem plam tus miv. Nws yog ib qho nyuaj rau muag offal los ntawm tag nrho cov nyob creatures, tab sis kuv yuav tsis txawm muag homemade goose daim siab pate rau leej twg rau ib tug nqi. Koj tuaj yeem pub tus dev lossis npua nrog txhua yam ntawm lub ntsws thiab spleens. Los ntawm txoj kev, cov fluff tseem tuaj yeem sau los ntawm goose, tab sis zoo li cov tawv nqaij thiab ntaub plaub, yuav tsis muaj qhov twg los muab nws.

Option acrobatic sketch: zoo. Muaj peev xwm nyob ze lub nroog lossis hauv kev sib sau ua ke ntawm cov neeg nyob hauv lub caij ntuj sov nrog cov menyuam yaus, kev tshaj tawm yog xav tau. Cov duab sib txawv tuaj yeem ua tau. Tej zaum ib tug tsiaj me me nrog cov tsiaj txhu (feem ntau me me thiab me me): tshis, yaj, luav, ducks. Nws yuav tsum huv thiab nyab xeeb. Rau ib tug me nyuam cuddle a luav - thov txim, nws tsuas yog fucking kev zoo siab. Kuv muaj 26 xyoo, nws tseem kov kuv pub tshis nrog cov twigs, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog cov siab tawv, uas koj tuaj yeem pat thiab mob stroke.

Tej zaum nees xauj, tab sis nws yog lub zog ntau, saib xyuas cov tsiaj qub qub, feem ntau yuav raug tshem tawm ntawm lub tsev tua tsiaj. Rau cov kiv cua nkaus xwb, tab sis raws li kev xaiv.

Hauv ntej, ua yam tsis muaj leej twg ua. Nyob rau hauv koj cov ntaub ntawv, nws tsis yog nyuaj li nyob rau hauv ntau lwm tus neeg. Tib neeg yuav cov khoom tib yam headlong nyob rau hauv tib lub zos thiab muag lawv rau cov nplua nuj li super-eco-phooj ywg, ua lab nyiaj tawm ntawm nws. Tsis txhob dai rau ntawm koj pob ntseg, ncaj ncees koj yuav tsis cawm cov roob kub, tab sis koj yuav tsis poob koj lub ntsej muag, tab sis koj yuav muaj txaus rau lub neej. Tiag tiag, yog tias koj npaj txhua yam, koj tuaj yeem tsim thiab muag ntau, los ntawm nceb mus rau sauerkraut. Thiab yog tias koj ua txhua yam no zoo, raws li koj tus kheej, thiab tsis yog raws li kev cai rau peb: kom fuck tawm nrog kev thuam, ces yuav muaj ib tus neeg yuav khoom. Thiab txawm hais tias nws tsis ua haujlwm, koj yuav muaj koj tus kheej khob cij thiab butter, uas koj tsuas tuaj yeem yuav tsis tau nyiaj, cov khoom no tsuas tsis muaj nyob.