Puas yog yav dhau los tau sau dua tshiab?
Puas yog yav dhau los tau sau dua tshiab?

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Qhov no yog ib qho nyuaj tshaj. Tab sis nws qhia meej heev ua rau peb txhua tus nkag siab tias yuav muaj dab tsi tshwm sim rau peb cov menyuam thiab lub tebchaws yog tias peb txuas ntxiv tig qhov muag tsis pom kev rau txoj kev kawm. Nyob rau hauv Ukraine, peb twb pom "kev vam meej ntawm Ukrainian kev kawm."

Tshaj tawm los ntawm qhov loj ntawm Internet. Ntxiv los ntawm tus sau:

Kuv muaj ib tug neeg pab ntawm kev ua hauj lwm, ib tug hluas nkauj Nastya, ib tug Muscovite, 22 xyoo, nyob rau hauv nws xyoo tas los nyob rau hauv lub Law Institute. Nug kuv ib lo lus nug:

- Auj, thiab lawv puas tsim lub metro sib sib zog nqus? Nws yog qhov txawv txav thiab nyuaj!

- Zoo, koj pom, Nastya, Moscow metro Ameslikas muaj ob lub hom phiaj. Nws tau npaj siv nws ob qho tib si hauv nroog thauj thiab ua lub foob pob tawg.

Nastya luag ntxhi incredulously:

- Lub foob pob tawg? Dab tsi ruam! Puas muaj ib tug yuav foob peb?

- Kuv mam li qhia koj ntxiv, Moscow twb tau foob pob.

- Who?!

- Zoo, ua li cas … Hm-hmm, - Germans foob pob Moscow. Thaum tsov rog. Lawv cov dav hlau ya mus rau hauv thiab muab cov foob pob pov tseg.

- Vim li cas!? Puas yog lawv xav rhuav peb?!

- Yog lawm mas zoo li Yes…

- Ntawm no yog bastards !!!

- Yog, tiag tiag!

- Thiab dab tsi, tag nrho cov neeg tau nkaum los ntawm kev foob pob hauv subway?

- Zoo, tsis yog tag nrho … Tab sis ntau. Ib tug neeg nyob hmo ntuj ntawm no, thiab ib tug neeg nyob ntawd tas li.

- Thiab cov foob pob tsis tsoo lub subway?

- Tsis yog.

- Vim li cas lawv thiaj pov pob?

- Tsis nkag siab…

- Zoo, kuv txhais tau hais tias, tsis txhob cuam tshuam cov foob pob tawg, peb yuav nqes hauv subway thiab tua txhua tus.

- Nastya, zoo, lawv yog Germans! Lawv tsis muaj peb daim npav hauv subway. Thiab nyob rau pem hauv ntej, muaj turnstiles, pog ntawm lub luag hauj lwm thiab tub ceev xwm. Lawv tsuas yog tsis tso cai ntawm no!

-A-a-a-a. Zoo, yog, kuv pom.

- Nastya, kuv tso dag! Qhov tseeb, peb cov neeg German tau nres ntawm txoj hauv kev mus rau Moscow thiab tsis pub lawv nkag mus hauv nroog.

- Peb cov phooj ywg zoo, huh?

- Yog, - Kuv hais, - zoo nraug heev!

- Tab sis li cas ntawm no, nyob rau hauv subway, neeg nyob?

- Zoo, tsis zoo, tau kawg. Ntoo bunks tau hammered ua ke thiab pw ntawm lawv. Cov bunks txawm sawv ntawm cov ntsia hlau.

Nastya hais tias, Kuv tsis nkag siab, tab sis lub tsheb ciav hlau mus li cas?

- Zoo, qhov kev foob pob feem ntau yog thaum hmo ntuj, thiab tib neeg tau pw ntawm txoj kev tsheb ciav hlau, thiab thaum nruab hnub cov bunks tuaj yeem raug tshem tawm thiab cov tsheb ciav hlau pib dua.

- Npau suav phem! Vim li cas lawv vwm tag, mus foob pob thaum hmo ntuj! - Nastena yog indignant. - Nws nrov! Yuav pw li cas?!!

- Zoo, cov no yog Germans, Nastya, peb muaj lub sijhawm sib txawv nrog lawv.

- Ces nws yog qhov tseeb.

Nyob rau hauv txoj kev rov qab los, kuv sim tsis txhob kov cov ntsiab lus tseem ceeb hauv kev sib tham. Tab sis, txawm li cas los xij, nws tau khiav mus rau hauv nws dua.

- Nyob rau lub caij so tom ntej kuv xav mus rau Baltics, - Nastya ua npau suav.

- Tab sis qhov twg raws nraim?

- Zoo, qhov chaw mus rau hiav txwv …

- Yog li mus rau Lithuania, Estonia lossis Latvia? - Kuv qhia meej cov lus nug.

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- Zoo, nws ntseeg tau tias lub xeev Baltic suav nrog peb lub tebchaws: Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia. Koj xav mus rau qhov twg?

- Chav kawm! Thiab kuv xav tias nws yog ib lub tebchaws - Baltic xeev! Kuv mus qhov twg dej hiav txwv.

- Hauv tag nrho peb muaj.

- Damn! Yuav xaiv li cas tam sim no?

- Zoo kuv tsis paub…

- Koj puas tau mus rau Baltics?

- Yog. Hauv Estonia.

- Yog li ua li cas? Puas muaj teeb meem rau kev thov vixaj?

- Kuv nyob ntawd txawm tias thaum lub sij hawm Soviet Union. Ces peb yog ib lub teb chaws.

- Nws yog "ib lub tebchaws" li cas?!

- Tag nrho cov Baltics yog ib feem ntawm USSR! Nastya, koj tsis paub qhov ntawd?!

- Xav tsis thoob!

- Tam sim no koj yuav freak tawm! Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova kuj yog ib feem ntawm USSR. Thiab kuj Kyrgyzstan thiab Tajikistan, Kazakhstan thiab Uzbekistan. Thiab kuj Azerbaijan, Armenia thiab Georgia!

- Georgia!? Cov no yog cov tshis nrog leej twg ua tsov rog?!

- Lawv yog cov feem ntau. Zoo, koj paub tias muaj USSR, uas tom qab ntawd tawg?

- Yog kuv paub. Muaj qee yam ntawm USSR. Ces nws poob sib nrug. Zoo, kuv tsis paub tias ntau lub ntiaj teb tau poob ntawm nws …

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Duab

Kuv caij subway thiab saib cov neeg nyob ib puag ncig. Ntau lub ntsej muag hluas. Tag nrho cov no tsuas yog kaum lossis kaum ob xyoos yau dua kuv. Puas yog lawv txhua tus tib yam li Nastya?! Zero tiam. Cov zaub zoo meej …

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